While I was playing Mario Kart the other day, I determined the name for my autobiography:
"How To Never Win - At Anything".
included will be a chapter on how to have fun while losing. Pretend you don't even play their game: drive the course backwards! Mock the flashing "reverse" sign! Look at your friends with condescension when they, bewildered, comment on your zany antics, and laugh all the way to the nuthouse.
(p.s. - lost 5 straight rounds of pool volleyball today. Keeping the streak alive!)
and foot
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